Holy Non-existant Blogger Batman!

I know, I know. It has been forever. What can I say. I am lazy. I do plan on picking this up again though. It is long overdue.

So, let me think...stuff has happened. And continues to happen. Let me recap things since the last time I posted, which was - let me check real quick - freaking November 2012. Wow...that's a while isn't it. Six months and change.

November:
Thanksgiving. Fun times. Food, family, missing family, turkey. Kaylee had fun. Let's put it at that. We moved again. Kaylee got stuck in her dresser pretty frequently.

Please let me out!!!!!!!

How do I get out!!!!!

I know, I know....worst mom ever. I should have got her out instead of laughing and taking pictures, but, c'mon. It was funny. :)

December:
Christmas! Fun, but hard. Missed a lot of people this year. For me, my grandfather. For Grant, his mom. But we did the best we could. Monster got a lot of fun things, and her friend McKayla came to visit for Christmas too!

Baby in a stroller...that thing lasted a week.

Colorbooks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BOOOOOOOKS!!!!!!!!!!!

Horsies! And green slippers! And new clothes which I had to put on this instant!

Ah, fun times. Yes.

January:
I didn't take any pictures in January. Nevermind! I found them...on my cell phone! Hahahah! Here we go:

Her "pretty bow" that she loves, but she doesn't love it in this pic.

She likes to get on bikes. Any bike will do, doesn't matter what kind. This is her Grandma Molina's scooter.

We had so much going on . But it is important to note that Miss Monster is learning how to count, and her alphabet, and some songs. She's brilliant really, she really is.As her mom, I am required by law to say that. :)

February:
Snow.

Watch where I am going.

I can climb the snow mountain, right?

Catch a snowflake!

It's chilly!!

Hanging out.

Then there was a tricycle day.

Push with my feet.

Why am I not go?

Then a "pretty princess dress."

Pretty dress!

March:
Lunch outdoors.

Mmmmm...juice and a sammy!

Swinging.

Yay!

Learning to drive.

Yes, I'm wearing a hat.

Drawing hands.

Kaylee hands. Mommy helped.

Easter:

Egg painting.

Running for eggs.

Hanging out.

Hanging out with Daddy Monster.

April:
Got a house of my own.

Peek-a-boo!!!!

Hey! Welcome to my home!

Hi!

Asleep in my house!

 Pretty princess dress.

Pretty dress. My pretty dress.

Fixing things and gardening.

I am a natural!

I know how to weed.

May - so far. It has been an interesting month to say the least. Mommy Monster has registered for school again. I begin CNA classes at AIMS Community College. So nervous, but excited. It's going to be good. It will be my foot in the door as I move into nursing. Yep.

As far as Monster Girl goes. She is doing amazing! Like, really amazing. I can't believe how awesome she is getting. She knows most of her alphabet (the O and Q confuse her, she calls them "circles"), she can count on her own to about 14, she knows some colors, and she knows some shapes. She really is getting amazing at how much she is learning.

The only thing we have been wanting her to learn that is not coming so easily - toilet training. :( It's not very easy. We've tried a lot of methods, and can't quite figure it out. We keep working on it, but I guess we'll just have to wait this one out.

Two distinct pony tails!!!! I squee'd when I was able to get those in. :)

My first pigtails! It's actually getting long enough to do!!!!!! Mom is very happy about this.

I was able to get her hair in piggies the other day! I was super stoked. They lasted all but a few minutes, but that's okay, it's a start. :) Also, she's graduated to a big girl swing!

Serious business, this swinging thing.

It scares the crap out of me, honestly. But, many things will as she grows, I'm sure. :) So, yes. That is what, six months of crap for you to sort through. If you made it this far, I congratulate you. It took a long time to post this too. LOL. I do plan on creating a youtube channel so that I can upload videos to this blog. That will be nice. I can just video tape all this stuff, less of a pic spam for you guys.

Anyway, that's it for today. I do plan on doing this again more often. I need to. This may well have been the thing I have been missing the last few months. I think, I dunno. I'll get back to you on that. Meanwhile - enjoy this picture of Kaylee in a bucket! See you all again soon!

Kaylee in a bucket.

Dancy-dancy!

Wanna see Kaylee dance?

Well, I was having a video upload, but now it won't. It'll be easier to post on facebook. Off I go. Check that out.

Nevermind. Gahj! I can't get anything to upload my video. You suck internets, you suck. 

Halloween Pics!

So, Monster was a fairy this year. It was adorable. It's her "pretty dress."

She loves that thing, mostly because of the glitter I think. *shrug*

Pictures!!!!!!!!!!!

Then End of October Is Nigh!

And  you know what that means!!! Weight gain! Weight gain for all! HAHAHAHA.

I am doing my best to add to the waistlines of all my friends and family. I'm making zuchinni bread, pumpkin pie, pumpkin rolls, and banana bread for my family tomorrow. :) I rock.

Wanna see something:

Scary right!?!? It was Holiday Oreos with red filling. I did not think it through when I got them. :) Red icing everywhere. But cute too right?!

It's October, pt. 2!

Hooray! DaddyMonster is amazing. He remembered that our old laptop has a little SD card slot!!!! So, here is a little pic spam of Kaylee turning 2!

No clothes, preparing for the cake!

What's that?

Can I touch it?

My cake is yummy!

Grandpa is saying something important to me!

Yep, MommyMonster made a strawberry cake with vanilla whipped frosting, YUM. It was a hit. She got a lot of cool presents from everyone. And our house is now filled with the sounds of a laptop, a counting toy, and a princess song book. She also has a baby that she puts to sleep each night. :) My daughter is awesome!

Here is some more fun!!!

Princess Songbook! It's cool, has all the Disney Princesses!

Reading to her baby, wearing her pink cowboy boots!

Standing on the hippo chair in her pink boots. She never wears clothes anymore :D.

Reading to her dolly.

Brushing my teeth like a big girl!

My jammers are awesome! 

 

 

 

 

 

She has taken to wearing MommyMonster's dress shoes:

Don't mind the mess, we were still unpacking.

Her hair is starting to curl like MommyMonster's!

So, there you go. Some pictures! I hope you enjoy them, and now that things are slowing down, well...I am sure there will be plenty more updates to come! <3 MommyMonster

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It's October!

Holy cow! I am sorry I am so late in posting. It's been a very busy couple of months, and I mean busy. The problem I am having right now: no USB cord to plug the camera into the computer to put in the most recent photos of the MonsterGirl.

We've pretty much gotten settled into our new home, just a couple of random things that I need to do - finish up kitchen stuff, and some just random like, housekeeping things. SO, yeah, that's going well.

MonsterGirl turned 2 recently. I don't think I posted about that. :( Life has just been sooooo hectic. Oh, I have found some pictures! Hang on:

Yum. Beans! With cheese!

Who needs the spoon? I've got a spoon attached to my hand!

Two hand spoons.

*yawn* I am so over this whole picture taking business.

A toybox. Suddenly.....

A wild MonsterGirl appears!

Oooooh....what have I got hiding in here?

 Yep. So I did have some pictures...wewt! That makes me happy. I am going to try to find my USB cord for my camera. I would really like to get the pictures off of that SD card.

Anyway, things are going well for the girl. She's talking like crazy. I mean, she says sentences. "I wanna go night-night" and "lub you mommy/daddy" are the big ones. She says things like "want milk" "want balloon" and "let's go ou-side." This kid just melts my dang heart. It's supposed to snow tomorrow, if I can I am going to get lots of pictures with her in the snow! I love fall/winter so much!

In any case, I needs must go now. I am sleepy and I had a long week. I just turned 25 (for the 5th year in a row). So, now that I am old, I have to start going to bed at like, 8pm? Is that right mom? Let me know, I gotta get this growing old thing down :) Love you all !!! MonsterGirl, MonsterMommy, and MonsterDaddy.

Holy Crap!

Okay, so it has been a long time since I posted last. I have been kind of busy. With work, and moving, and then moving again things are just alkdfja;tdjha;oihuxcnjeoif crazy right now.

I just wanted to pop in and say hello and let everyone know we are alive and well. Okay, maybe alive. We are still working on the "well" part.

So, yep. I don't have any pictures for you right now either. Camera is packed away somewhere. :( Anyway, Kaylee is going to be 2 this year. Eeeek. Crazy right? ! ?

I will update with pics later, maybe. Possibly. We'll see. Later,
Jess.