Monday, September 22, 2014

KayleeMonster's 4th Birthday Bash!!!

On Tuesday MonsterGirl is going to be 4 years young. Wow! How time does fly. I mean - gosh. She's FOUR.

So - a few pics and a small video. Enjoy and have a happy Monday.

I told her to smile, she did this instead.
The cake I made.

Kaylee waiting for candles to be lit.

All in all - it was a great day. She got to spend the night with her cousins at Grandma Molina's house afterward. she loved it.

Thursday, August 28, 2014


The KayleeMonster got her first sickness from school, which she then passed onto me, which has left me practically dead on my feet. :(

She made it through okay, we had to keep her out of class for a bit, but otherwise things are gravy. I'm currently at work, feeling like junk - so I thought I'd say hello.


Saturday, August 23, 2014


MommyMonster and KayleeMonster did crafts today. ^^^ It's cute. And we had so much fun smearing glue on our hands. Well, KayleeMonster did...I had to clean it up. But it was still awesome.

Yup. That's what I wanted to share today. See you later, humans.

Tuesday, August 19, 2014

My MonsterGirl is in Pre-school.

My KayleeMonster is at school right now. I didn't even cry.....that much.
All ready to go.

Can I go in yet?

I like your hair Miss Debbie.
Here's her school:

ABC East

And of course she decides to color during parent/child time.


This is me.
There is another Kaylee in her class so she gets to go by her first and middle name. :) Works for me. 
I am going to pick her up in about 2 hours - a little less. I'm going to take a nap. Huh....this child at school thing has some benefits. <3 guys.

T-minus 3.5 hours and counting.

MommyMonster has class until 12. As soon as she gets out she has to run home to help DaddyMonster get the KayleeMonster ready for school. Eeeeek.

I'm waiting for class to start, so I thought I would give you a time frame. Also, I will post a picture when she's ready and a picture of her at her school and picture of me crying and - yeah.

<3 your faces guys. See you in a few hours.

Monday, August 18, 2014

Pre-School? OMG!!!!

For serious guys, MonsterGirl starts pre-k tomorrow.   0.o

She's ready. I am not. 

I am far, far, far from ready. Last week we had to take her for her orientation and they didn't tell me that they wanted me to leave her there for 3 hours while they evaluated her. So, they are like "okay, you can come back at 4pm to pick her up," and then I was all like 


So, DaddyMonster and I spent some time down at the Nerd Store - which is really close to her school - and I did want to stay there the whole time, but we left to relax at home for a bit. I did not relax. It's like, I spent so much time being strong when it came to her surgeries, hearing tests, ear tubes and all that I was like a freaking BOSS...and when she needs me to be super strong for her now - I am reduced to a sobbing mess of a woman. :(

Anyway - she is going to her first day of school tomorrow. I have to make sure not to cry in front of her. I don't want her to be sensitive from that. So, a super strong MommyMonster I will be, somehow.

Her Sofia "pack-pack."
Her back pack looks all messed up. It's really not...I just had to clean it, cuz it had some dog slobber on it. Vinnie and Ronan decided to sniff it all to heck after drinking a lot of water. :) I'll talk to you guys after having an incredibly emotional day tomorrow. As for now, I must sleep.

Monday, August 11, 2014

OMG - I totally forgot....

I blog. Sometimes. I'm a sometimes blogger. *sigh*

I guess I should start by apologizing. I'm working nights again and well, I sleep all day. Most of the day. I try to limit it to 8 hours, but alas - I FREAKING LOVE SLEEP.

Okay. So here we go. I swear to ZOD I am going to blog more. For serious.

So, you last saw us in March. Prepare yourselves for the picspam of the century. Maybe I'll make some gifs. Maybe include a video. It's my day off people, I might just make a musical number...wait, no. Not that. I can't sing. So, yeah. Beware the very large post. <3

Well, nothing too exciting happened in April -
Pig tails were all the rage for her.
Easter times.

Fort making times.

MyLittlePony Army times.

Playing in a box times.

Seriously....she loved the pig tails.
May was birthday party time for her cousins -
Yay! Happy Bday!

Loving the lilacs at Grandma's house.

Pool time.

All the time.

All day.

June was the month of Disney's Frozen. I have a video of her singing the "Let It Go" song - like anyone needs to hear that again -
In other June happenings:

Sunburn times. Ouch.

Cinderella Barbie broke her arm. MommyDoctor fixed it though.

Seriously - she never left the water.

Cooling off....mermaid style.

She never got out of the water though.

Sliding is fun!
July was Happy Birthday America Month. We went to the stampede, where she did cute stuff like:
Ride around on DaddyMonster's head and wielding my sword.

Ride round and round on the motorcycles.
Annnnnd.......took a picture with a monkey!!!!!
Mommy and I did sidewalk art.

She helped me draw a happysad sun.

Mommy made the pretty heart.

I built this awesome castle.

Look at's brilliant.

And I went to the pool with ALL my cousins and my grandpa.
So. That was her summer. KayleeMonster is going to school this August, so expect a picspam of her first day of preschool. OMG!!!!!!!!!!! She is big enough to go to preschool guys.

Yup. She's growing up so big. She's 3'4" inches, 40 pounds and just a perfect Monster. <3. Anyway, I'll let you guys get back to your regularly scheduled day. Enjoy the pic spam, and I'll see you when I see you.

Monday, March 31, 2014

March nears it's close, and wow!

I've been more of a slacker than usual. *sigh*

I do mean to, and intend to every week, sign in and write. I never get around to it. Something about working night shift, going to school in the evenings and trying to spend as much time as you can with the little one before she's off to bed is - completely, and utterly exhausting. Not to mention the fact that I don't get out to see my other family members (mom and dad, sisters, brother, nieces and nephews). Thankfully, however, I am on my last week of working overnights. I will never, ever do it again. My last day is on the 7th of April, so it will be nice to be able to spend the evenings with my happy little family - and *GASP* actually have dinner with them! That's what I am looking forward to the most.

In any case, I am hoping that I will be able to post more regularly here, because honestly, it's been too long. Heck, I've even been lax in my scrapbooking and card making endeavors as well. Is it any wonder I am grumpy all the time. I have no time to fit in the things I love doing the most, and that is just, well - sucky. So, yeah. I am hoping that with a new schedule I will be able to actually post here more. I mean, I made it to showcase my beautiful little girl, but it has turned into so much more than that for me, somehow. Alas, I find it hard to put into words what I feel about this blog.

And, now, without further ado: a picspam of Little Miss Monster Girl - because the above paragraphs lack the most adorable cuteness that is her :) Enjoy.

Mommy, Lamby and Kaylee - all cuddled up before bedtime.

This is her favorite princess dress right now - Princess Aurora.

"I got pretty lips like mommy!"

Princess Aurora - ready to sleep, refusing to do so.

"I don'l like them, Sam I am!" Her favorite book.

Mommy, MonsterGirl and her ballerina "treasure box." She will not put that thing down.
If only I knew how to post videos to here - for some reason the uploader doesn't like me. So, I'm gonna pause this post and upload some videos to my youtube account, so I can just pull from there. Hang on.

Okay here we go:

Ah - ha! I did it. I figured it out. Wewt. So this is from a day we went to the park with my sister and her kids. Kaylee spared no time climbing up this rock wall that was over 10 feet tall! No fear, this one.

Anyway, that's all for now. I swear, I am going to figure out how to find some time each week to write here. I promise - MommyMonster. 

Monday, February 3, 2014

A Month and Some into 2014?!?!?

So incredibly sorry for the loooong-er than expected hiatus, all. I have been a busy woman.

Let's just get right down to it shall we?

KayleeMonster. Oh, KayleeMonster. This little girl, 3 years and 35 pounds of blond adorableness....

OCTOBER - Selfies, wings, new ear tubes, Halloween!
Because every Mommy and Monster selfie must contain the image of a screaming child.

Making funny faces became somewhat of an obsession.

One must ALWAYS have her wings.

Going in for bigger tubes!

Blurry Cinderella! She was Cinderella for Halloween.

She even got to wear eyeliner and lipstick. Now I can't get her to stop trying to put it on, even after all these months.

NOVEMBER - tape, Daddy cuddles.

Well, this is fun. 

Hanging out with Daddy Monster. 
She started wearing capes.

DECEMBER - GamerGirl, first hair cut, Christmas.
Kill it! Kill it with FIRE!!!

Um...what is this?

Oh hey, bangs.

Our little tree.

With the cousins. I could never get  a pic of all of them when they were not moving. 

One of many dress up outfits - this one came with a matching princess. She hasn't worn anything but these dresses since Christmas.

Time for your checkup! Doc McStuffins is her absolute favorite.

JANUARY -  Her own selfies, sleeping in MY bed, drawing happysads, sleeping in MY bed.

Hmmmm...did I just...did I...yep, I just took a picture.

This seems nice and cozy.

This is her Grampa Thomas - according to her.

Again, in MY bed, with her shoes all over it. *sigh*

Well, there is your KayleeMonster picspam. Now, I am going to try to upload a video...standby.... 

I'll try to post more - I swear! Gotta run...MommyMonster has lots of homework to do. <3 Jess.